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Don't do love, don't do friends I'm only after success :)

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“If someone wanted to be a runner, you don’t tell them to think about running, you tell them to run. And the same simple idea applies to writing.”
—Markus Zusak (via maxkirin)

(via characterandwritinghelp)

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via okay)

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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(via taco-bell-rey)

a simplified guide to sexualities
  • homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
  • pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
  • asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
  • demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
  • bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
  • heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
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